Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Monday, February 26, 2007

Only Because he's...


Bobby Brown....

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

10 REASONS TO ((NOT)) CELEBRATE V-DAY!

Ok Fam and Friends..I'll be HONEST I could give a DAMN about VALENTINE'S DAY...and here's MY top TEN reasons to NOT celebrate the ish...

1. We (Black AND Brown Folk) Don't OWN FTD, FLOWERS.com nor Russell Stovers, so why should we make THEM even more RICH ?

2. Candy is BAD for your teeth -and sugar is bad for your HEALTH !

3. If we don't celebrate or practice KWANZAA , something that could ACTUALLY empower us on all levels (and teach us how to LOVE and SUPPORT one another) why should we celebrate this ish?

4. Flowers fade and DIE. ((eventually))..and so will Pookie's 'love' after he HITS it ...cuz he made u feel 'special' for a day...

5. Cupid is STUPID...I'd be worried about some lil fat white dude with wings and a bow and arrow who shoots me in the BUTT and i 'suddenly' fall in love.... ugh...

6. Love is a DAILY reality made possible by GOD..and Valentine' day is too much like church ..something u practice only ONCE a year... like going to church on Easter..

7. Most of y'all are NOT with the one's you ((REALLY)) wanna be with ..come on MAIN don't front I ((DO READ THESE 360 BLOGS)) ....

8. Why trivialize and commercialize LOVE so blantantly in a country and world that practices everything BUT love?

9. It's BLACK HISTORY month...let's STAY focused on that...and LOVE each other for a YEAR then MAYBE next year we can talk about 'VALENTINES'...

10. If you can't or WON'T buy my book about DATING, RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE. to actually get a CLUE about all the above...why u giving or expecting 'GIFTS' on this day from that FOOL...who aint actin right for the other 364 DAYS of the year? wtf? A BROTHA is tryin to hip u to some ish...come on now show some love and click the link:
www.themaatseries.com/custom4.html

LOL ok Y'ALL KNOW i had to throw that ish in lol...but HELL yeah i MEAN EVERY friggin word too...lol think about it...and NO i aint against 'LOVE' i'm just for us loving self FULLY and on our own terms and NOT because someone ELSE set up a 'HOLIDAY' to REALLY just make money...

I mean would u REALLY go to MICKEY DEE'S on THANKSGIVING day? and even if you did your arse would be hungry STILL later in the day and sick too...hell why NOT learn what love is BEYOND what some fast food 'holiday' says it is.....that's why i wrote the book....MUAH

Sunday, February 11, 2007

This chick thinks it's 'FUNNY' to use the N word....


or so that's what i heard 'comedian'Sarah Silverman say in a interview recently...she has a show on HBO i believe so I'll let y'all know...if i catch the show..

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Y'ALL SURE SHE GOT BLACK in her?


Nicole Richie I mean....DAMN....who stole the ARSE??

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Itty Bitties...

wow she just took a step DOWN in my book...smh

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Nets 'new' Arena in Brooklyn to be named after company with DIRECT link to SLAVERY...


Yesterday 'Barclay's' Bank won the naming rights to the New Jersey Nets 'NEW' arena in Brooklyn ...this company profited GREATLY from the slave trade in the 18th century...(like MANY other companies around the world) and also helped build the Apartheid system in South Africa....wow this makes the book above seem like the PERFECT one for the 'brothers' who will play in that arena...for more info check the link below..

WTF? Ice T and 'Co-Co' to write 'RELATIONSHIP BOOK'


I can just see some of the 'advice' in the book...'How to get a white chick' in one chapter and'When being his bytch is a good thing' in another and then 'I'm the pimp and she's my 'hoe'....smh...

WTF happened?


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

No Disrespect to you animal lovers BUT....


'Barbaro' was a DAMN horse !! He probably ate and lived better than me...rest in peace but damn 'PEOPLE' dying all over the world and for ALL kinds of reasons yet this HORSE makes FRONT PAGE news?? WTF?

Saturday, January 27, 2007

ummmmm ok?

wow...how this chick CONTINUES to get acting roles is BEYOND me..but YES this is Beyonce who will be playing 'ALICE' as in Alice In Wonderland..... wow...

In here OWN lil world....


I sure hope that at the very least she gave this dude some SERIOUS cash....otherwise....will someone PLEASE smack her for just takin this pic?? smh....how FAKE can ya get??

Not a GOOD look but....

Hey I think she has BIGGER issues to deal with about now ....


http://www.tmz.com/2007/01/24/brandy-the-911-calls/

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Damn the Facials Expressions


What's UP with Fantasia's feet?

The MAKING of young Skanks.....


HMMMMMM.....someone took this pic at a local walmart in the Junior's Section...All I can say is WTF??? Where's the 'Religious Right' on this one?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The 'POWER' of Crack



Actress Maia Campbell before and after....smh

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Nia and Yao Ming? WTF?


First it was the fight in the mall between her baby daddy and some dude she was dating and now Nia is dating Yao Ming? WTF? Sounds like this chick is turning into Halle Berry minus the drunk driving.....hmmmmmmm

Another Case of Affluenza?




Paula Abdul...drunk, high or BOTH....too much time, too little talent, but too much money and too much access to booze, drugs or both...WOW..this is just sad...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Blame the manager!


Yesterday Toni Braxton announced that she was suing former her manager Barry Hankerson for 'putting his financial interests ahead of Braxton's and using fraud, deception and double-dealing to get her to leave Arista Records' Ummmm ok BUT Maybe It's Just Me but Toni Braxton has NEVER been all that 'hot' to me....Lesbian rumors aside that is....hehe

For more on this 'story': http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/13/ap/entertainment/mainD8MK2I400.shtml

UMMMMM


Is 'Brooke Hogan's grill' the TRUE influence of hip-hop 'outside' of the hood?

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Scary Murphy...Just wants her man back!!WTF??



In another WTF moment in the SURREAL world of 'CELEBRITY ROMANCE' and *despite the fact that he publicly dumped her while she is pregnant, Mel B wants Eddie Murphy back. Sources say the former Spice Girl has turned to voodoo to woo Murphy back to her. Apparently, Mel is willing to forgive Murphy for the public humiliation. She just wants her man back. Mel B has had meetings with a voodoo priestess and she has been drinking concoctions hoping he will return to her.

She has also been rubbing cigars into her arm, and stuffing her underwear along with his in a jar. Maybe this is the reason they call her Scary Spice! Mel B is at the end of her rope, and she doesn’t want to raise another child alone. She already has a seven-year old daughter. Mel B believes she is perfect for Eddie Murphy, but he is easily influenced by his friends who want to drink and get high all day. Murphy feels betrayed by Mel B, and he doesn’t believe that the child she is carrying is his. Mel B says she got pregnant by Murphy the first time they slept together. Why would a man who already has six kids sleep with a woman for the first time with no protection?!! Murphy says he doesn’t believe the child could be his because he has proof that Mel was also seeing another man. He wants a DNA test. If the baby turns out to be his, it could cost Murphy between $15- 30 million. That’s no voodoo. That’s a payday for Mel B!

*By the way I jacked this 'story' from Ms. Marci via Celina Monae on YAHOO 360 thanx ladies